The ‘bad porn’ feel to gol gappa

It totally freaked me out! This guy, having just finished his quota of gol gappas (known alternatively across the country as paani puri, gup chup, paani pataashi, or, as they refer to it in my own Poschim Bongo: phuchka / fuchka), and was inhaling his air as if he was the girl who was being fingered or f*cked in a bad, home-made Indian porn – the kind that they have in MMSes!

Now honestly, I am not a fan of these 3gp-format videos, but I will admit that I had to see one or two of them for a non-pleasurable purpose. And was appalled and disgusted in equal parts at what was taking place in that grainy, hazy, wavy piece of video!

I mean, don’t get me wrong. I am every bit the red-blooded youth as the next one, but this was something else! I actually just brainstormed five whole minutes to find the exact words to describe it, and came back blank!!

But that was then. And it returned today, at one of the most unexpected places of all! Here was this guy, sucking air into his mouth from between clenched teeth, and looking lecherously at one of the young girls who had come to stand beside him for her share of the snack! Of course, she couldn’t stand it, and had to move a few steps away to keep her attention on the gol gappa and not on the disgust at the act.

It made me wonder if I too, at some point of time, had done something like that, obviously obliviously. Please forgive me, the unknown-persons-I-have-offended. I know now EXACTLY how you might have felt!

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